Jimmy Connors

bonehead, dullard, feckless

"I accidentally face-planted into a door exacerbating my Jimmy Connors. My erectile dysfunction is permanent. If you thought I was retarded before you're in for extra annoyance now"

by Bart444 June 18, 2013

Connor Smith

Connor is a name used for a person who is a complete simp and has a small peen

Damn, thank god im not a Connor Smith fam. Let’s send one out to the homies.

by yEEEeeetus April 16, 2020

connor butcher

A person with a small penis and who is attracted to every single boy

Wow your such a Connor butcher

by Jazz player September 14, 2017

Connor hodson

An all round dickhead.
He thinks he can get away with lies (lying bastard) he thinks he is proper solid because he had a bit of weed once or twice.
Lispy cunt gets battered by midgets and spotty geezers who don’t wear their coat right. Goes to cadets but is shit and pushes his luck wants to shag maam horny bastard.

Connor hodsons a fat twat.

by Wehateconnor December 6, 2019

Connor Ward

A guy who currently has a tiny penis in life and has to be enabled to go to a penis extender. If currently wearing glasses he is known as a specifour eyes and if so he is the dumbest of the all, if friending this friend he can be a quality friend but some of the times the chips fall onto the ground and sodium cloride falls ontop meaning that he smells like bleach. He loves to be a wannabe princess and currently doesn't have enough money to buy a penis enlargement.

Connor Ward is a Ching Chong Pou, Needs Money For His Pee Pee.

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

Connor K

(N.)Tall Curly Hair Kid. Very Smart and Accelerated Student, and Hangs with Anthony's and Alison's and Is very Nice.. and Has an afro maybe :D

"They guy is a Connor K?"

by anthony_cool1 January 31, 2009

Connor Oberst

A common mispelling of Bright Eyes' Conor Oberst's first name. Many 'real' fans are of the opinion that if you dont know how to spell his name you are either ignorant, a teenie or mentally incompetent. Only real fans know how to spell, duh!

Other variations include Conner, Coner and Colin.

Fake Fan : 'I personally think Cassadaga is the best thing Connor Oberst has done. What do you all think?'

Real Fans : 'FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!'

by cawnerr October 11, 2007