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Confidibily

Being close enough to someone to be able to confide in one another
I've known her forever, but i still dont think we've ever been confidibily close
by xerikuhx October 25, 2010
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Conflictinator

A cog in the machine that eats the news and spits out mindless garbage designed to hide the actual news.
The conflictinator announced a shocking revalation on the flat screen today, "The corporation bought the farm today, American government will be a one party system from here on out."
by Stu Cherbourg November 16, 2010
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confreda

the biggest farm in Rhode Island, owned by Vincent P. Confreda, Vincent Confreda, and will go to Corey C Confreda, Jonathan T. Confreda and Vincent Confreda JR.
Confreda farms is the best farm in the world.
damn i love Confreda Farms
by threec3 November 26, 2010
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Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011
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Confession Pit

A hole that one digs in the snow, in order to sit down in it and confess one's deepest secrets. A practice that is common in eastern parts of Norway.
John just dug a confession pit. He told me he likes fat chicks.

Mike just dug a confession pit and told me that he regularly preforms intercontinential necrobeastiality.
by John Bucake December 7, 2011
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Conference chill

A laid-back conference call, so called because you spend most of it chilling.

Optimally the majority of the teleconference goes by with the phone muted, listening on speakerphone or headset while you lean back and sip whiskey.
"Yo dog, what's the pin for today's conference chill?"

"I didn't have anything going on Thursday afternoon, so I dialed into the conference chill and leaned back for a bit"
by zchilled January 18, 2012
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Conflugle

Conflugle. verb, meaning to thwart, upend or completely destroy someone's intention to pursue a path in life. so that his life is never the same. To be conflugled is to be flummoxed beyond coping.
Adam planned a perfect existence in the garden until he was conflugled by that serpent who dallied with Eve.
by Libwrite June 21, 2013
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