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Management Clown

1. a manager who when they don't know the answer they get mad and swear that they have given you the answer before and never really answer your question.
2. a manager who can read a report and see numbers that aren't pleasing but has no idea how to fix it so they yell at middle management
3. a manager with absolutely no people skills saying things like "your lucky to have a job" and "we have a business to run"
4. someone who by reputation alone would never find another management job in the same industry there incompetence is legendary
5. see Convergys
"i asked him a simple question and he bitched that i should have known the answer, then told me i was lucky to have a job" "i know that guy is a fucking management clown"
by jack mehoff good April 21, 2009
mugGet the Management Clownmug.

syce-clown

(n.) a foolish thief.
Guy 1- "Syce-clown, did you drink my whiskey?"
Guy 2- "Nawbrahs all gooddude."
Guy 1- "Then why's your face red? You wasted, and you owe me $30."
by Da Sperminator January 25, 2011
mugGet the syce-clownmug.

clown question

A inappropriate question, typically dripping with either intentional or moronic douchebaggery, and usually posed by an actual douchebag.

A clown question is best met with the following retort, coined by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals on June 13, 2012, in response to a clown question posed by a Toronto TV reporter: "That's a clown question, bro."
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."
by speakonit December 17, 2012
mugGet the clown questionmug.

little clown

Hey girl, why don't you seat on the little clown? I know you want it!
by DrLeKter December 12, 2008
mugGet the little clownmug.

Clown Aborshun

A clown aborshun (abortion) is someone who is not funny. The term was created by Twitter beauty @sexpot_sharon is explained by her as "a lickel baby clown wi a clown mum an a clown dad an baby turn owt to be dull as fuck an not funny so they aborshund it"
by FatAlan June 29, 2011
mugGet the Clown Aborshunmug.

fuck clown

A fucking loser/ goof who is just a low life. Also probably touches little kids, and has done jail time. He also can't be taken seriously and owes people money
Where's my money fuck clown. You're a fuck clown get away from that kid
by Turbojail January 6, 2014
mugGet the fuck clownmug.

Clown in the Rain

Busting a nut on the face of a girl who is wearing a lot of makeup resulting in the running of this makeup down her face and neck.
"I heard John got a BJ from that girl with all the makeup and made her a clown in the rain"
by jac11221 May 5, 2008
mugGet the Clown in the Rainmug.

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