Claire

Most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is to die for.

Don't you just love Claire... she is so hot

by Mhyde7 December 10, 2016

Anna Claire

kind Helpful Funny

If you have an Anna Claire then keep her while you can. She is helpful, kind, funny, and much more

by Addieeee October 27, 2018

Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011

Claimination

Definiton: Do claim something with a claim process.

This Claimination of 78 Dollars is going be claimed at 18th June 2023.

by TheBestFlashFan June 18, 2023

trauma claimer

Trauma claimers are similar to trauma queens, but without genuine trauma. Trauma claimers will claim every possible thing is "trauma" that leaves them with long-term mental illness, despite not having symptoms like avoidance, minimization, withdrawal.

The word trauma is always used (not abuse) since if they falsely claim abuse it's easier to call out their nonsense.

Self-diagnosed, they haven't seen the diagnostic criteria (film and TV are excluded). Trauma claimers insist they and ONLY they can define what trauma is, and demand YOU accept it.

Trauma claimers expect instant support despite their trauma olympics claims and instantly validate the "trauma" of others. Discord and tiktok enable this.

If challenged, trauma claimers vent narcissistic rage, show childishness, a sense of entitlement, and insensitivity towards people with PTSD. They attack traumat survivors eg calling them privileged for having their PTSD diagnosed. Fear of conflict and fake-claiming is used in order to redefine reality and drive away others.

Trauma claimers have no interest in healing, support sites or mental health. They will ask rape victims for help with the "flashbacks" of a movie trailer they **chose** to watch yesterday.

Trauma claimers spread harmful myths about mental health treatment discouraging others from using it. They probably do need mental health help - just not for their fake traumas. Some may have distressing, untreated maladaptive daydreaming instead.

Yesterday Alex, a trauma claimer, said watching a Netflix trailer was "trauma" so bad that she had created a new personality to cope with it, despite the fact people with DID (multiple personalities) have called her on this and said it's not possible. Last week she claimed PTSD from struggling to find a parking space! Alex was furious when I suggested mental health support and avoiding trailers. Alex is a trauna claimer who is always looking for another ***enabler***.

by Anonymous contribution March 5, 2023

Fake Claiming

A term used by DID/Tourettes/Insert “Quirky” Mental Disorder Here fakers on TikTok to try and, you guessed it, cancel the person calling them out on their antics.

Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.

Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!

by Redacted_Inside_Joke_Number_68 March 27, 2023

Clairedo

A particularly magnifcent 80's hairdo, complete with flick, big volume and long at the back.

OMG look at my Clairedo - better get the straighteners out!

by 79vwcrewcab November 9, 2012