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Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023
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circuloqui

the act of running/ jumping in circles inside any video game while talking to someone via voice chat (discord, Skype, phone call, in game vc etc.) ; particularly when having deeper conversations, don't know what to play, waiting for other players/friends to get on
hmmm, not everyone's on right now. circuloqui?

don't really feel like playing anything rght now, circuloqui?

not in a mood to game right now, had a rough day. down for circuloqui though.
by ReliveTheStart August 15, 2024
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circulot

a way of insulting someone who is/does something weird.
Person 1: ew that freak, look at the way his teeth are sticking so far out of his face.
Person 2: no, freak is too docile, that bitch is a circulot.
by pookasaurus rex December 14, 2023
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Circumfracate

To divide something that is round.
He circumfracated the pizza
by EveOl January 21, 2024
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Circuit Board

The thing you find everywhere, mostly in electronics. They can break into pieces easily, and if you broke one….
They can contain integrated circuits, electronic components, or any other sort of item the board needs.
The most normal type is single-sided, but some boards have to be double sided.

Before you throw away your electronics, you should take out whatever’s useful, and remember this: Yes, boards can become collectors items.
The circuit board on this device is very dirty.
by UH Hecker February 9, 2024
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circumdicular

Something that doesn’t fit within a circumference and isn’t perpendicular could be described as circumdicular.
Hazel often said that Nigel’s thoughts were so far off point that they were nearer the circumdicular
by Oo07jay November 29, 2023
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Circumcision

Originally introduced to the US in the 1800s as a way to prevent masturbation, bed wetting, and insanity, infant circumcision is a form of genital cutting that people still rationalize to this day. It is so embedded in our culture that people do it to their sons without giving it much thought.

It is often referred to as just a “little snip.” People who say this are either lying or have never actually seen a circumcision. Baby’s foreskins are fused to the head of their dick and during a circumcision, the doctor has to surgically rip the foreskin off from the head. It’s a graphic, bloody procedure. People like to take an “out of sight, out of mind” approach to it though and pretend that it’s something it’s not.
Person one 1: circumcision is just a little snip

Person 2: have you ever seen a circumcision take place?

Person 1: hell no

Person 2: then how do you know that it's just a little snip?

Person 1: well, everyone does it so it must be ok
by Tayl0r30 March 31, 2024
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