Christopher

The love of my life and the absolute best person to enter my life
That’s Christopher. Hes the love of my life.
by goth.boi.clique October 18, 2021
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Christoph Hayhae

Christoph Hayhae was a national hero. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. I am here today to tell you about a real life hero who deserves much more recognition. Christoph worked as a professional negotiator for the United States of America. He's a true American hero. He singlehandedly resolved dozens of hostage crisis's and ransoms. He personally settled hundreds of cases and he probably saved at least a million lives through his work. As a negotiator, he brought home millions of innocent lives who were in danger. Christoff deserves more credit for what he does. I'm here to spread the word of his true heroism in real life.
Stranger "OMG! You're Christoph Hayhae! You're a true hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
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Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.
"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".
by Decolonized December 8, 2021
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Christopher Greaves

Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
by CG1A August 15, 2021
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Christopher

A nerdy guy who loves star wars and photography. Usually lives in the UK.
You will usually find a christopher doing something to do with technology and computers.
by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.
"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"
by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020
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