Goat Chokers

Menthol cigarettes

Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.

by ballsmahony January 5, 2013

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goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015

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apple chunker

One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.

Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.

by George Binger August 31, 2016

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Chode Choker

A gay boy who says he is not gay, but would probably choke on a chode

"That Jack is such a Chode Choker

by Shannooooon December 10, 2016

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tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of

The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.

by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017

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