chinkability

the likelihood that an Asian will give it up; have sex with you.

J: Yo, that slanty-eyed chick is lookin easy!!
M: Oh HELL YEAH! now that's some chinkability!!

by murmur------- February 13, 2009

Chinese Showdown

It is the phenomenon of four cars, almost always driven by Chinese women or old men, coming to a confusing stop at an all way stop sign at the same time. Each driver, engulfed in terror, will tentatively drive forward at the same time until they see the other three drivers do the same. At this point all four drivers simultaneously slam on their brakes. This act will be repeated several times until all four cars are wedged together in the middle of the intersection.

Sorry I'm late I got stuck behind a fucking (Chinese Showdown). Why the fuck do you live in this fucking (gook) neighborhood anyway?

by jimmy the driver November 3, 2009

Bulletproof Chinese

A Chinese take out joint in the 'hood with bullet proof glass. This type of "restaurant" services it's customers through a hole in bullet resistant window. Sometimes this aperture in the bullet proof membrane between the Chinese and the eater of food is a small revolving door big enough for a Chinese meal. This protects the purveyor of Asian foods from direct contact with the unwashed urban masses, and their fire arms related hi-jinx. More often than not, the bulletproof Chinese restaurant will also not have tables, since they want you leave as soon as the mystery meat has spun it's way through the revolving door. Often these types of places will server two chicken wings for two dollars, and cigarillos. Make sure your food doesn't meow!

"Hey Elliot, do you want to hit up the bulletproof Chinese on the way back home?"

by Mysteriousdischarge August 20, 2010

Chinese rub

The result of attempted vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis. Consequently the male and female genitallia rub against each other like soggy noodles.

Sam was so hammered that night that the only action he got was an embarrasing Chinese rub.

by alexdude91 October 18, 2008

Chinese Medicine Man

When a female uses her left hand to cup the balls while massaging the butthole with her middle finger. Then with her right hand strokes the cock. While all this is going on she still has her mouth wrapped around the wang.

Lala can I have another chinese medicine man

by Private Bailey February 18, 2009

Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.

Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!

by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010

Chinese Green House

When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.

Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.

Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.

Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener

Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with

by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010