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Carson Shearer

by h00000000nk October 6, 2020
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Carson

Carson, at first he may seem like a nice down to earth guy, but he has a bit of a weird side too him. Hes always like one girl and would do anything to get her. Everybody finds him nice and sweet, But be aware hes the type of guy to beat his limp dick off to a girls Instagram beach pictures.
"is that carson jacking his joystick on the deck??"
by 31876263746 May 30, 2018
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Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle
Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson
by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020
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Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g
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Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.
Carson lebum lebum lebum.
by StillDrawer November 3, 2021
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carson

he is supa cool and loves dogos, dogs will jump @ first site and

will blow little puppy minds
carson is so cool boi!!!!!!!!!!!
by bnefvejvabakcdcvevh May 15, 2019
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Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.
You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson
by Noob skin November 23, 2021
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