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Carpet Dope

Dope made from the fibers of carpet. Usually a carpet & coke mixture will give a economic high to those less fortunate people living in urban cities
Terrell got a hold of some carpet dope the other night. We snorted it all night long and didnt even have to break a $100.
by Moose Twat March 28, 2021
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cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.
"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"
by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017
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Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher
Fuck My Life
by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018
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Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.
I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser
by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018
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junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in
I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then
by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019
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Carpet Snowplow

When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
"Did you see Kylin this morning? She defs did the carpet snowplow last night, her chin is inflamed"
by I feel it cummin September 11, 2018
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tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet or pubic region is not shaven at all, to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.
by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020
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