A true Hot Carl is when your having sex with a person doggy style. Wait until they cum. Next, you punch them in the back of the head. While they try to regain consciousness you flip them over and defecate on their chest.
The first time i heard this term used was in 1987 in Michigan.
The first time i heard this term used was in 1987 in Michigan.
by a2thez August 30, 2010
My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.
by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008
Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.
There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.
by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005
dude he gave me a hardcore hot carl when i woke up there was five gallons of fecees in my mouth and it was duct taped shut
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005
Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
by cjazzrun June 26, 2010
by Lilgigiondatrack March 07, 2019
While sitting on a toilet, you spread your legs and watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water.
Mike: Do you ever watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water?
Fred: Oh, you mean a Carl's Wishing Well?
Fred: Oh, you mean a Carl's Wishing Well?
by IceNineSkills October 17, 2019