captain sandy vag

An everyday mood that resembles that of when a female gets sand in her vagina.

Damn! Vannessa is making me into a Captain Sandy Vag!

by Jrk459er November 29, 2006

Captain Cock

What Broly called Goku for putting his dende on on him when they were babies from the ssj9k dragon ball z parodies

Broly: “Captain COCK!!!!! “
Goku: “ Don’t you mean Kakorrooooottttt!!!!

by YFN Xae October 17, 2019

The Captain America

A sexual enticement, When a man dips his penis in Blue Paint, Red Paint and White Paint and Rubs it across his partners face until the blue paint shows completely! If you want to play the game. Try and make a Flag using your penis and the partners face. To make it tasty use Blue Koolaid, Red Koolaid and Whip-Cream.

EX: Johnny Captain America's Suzies Face Red and Blue then finished off with the stars and stripes The Captain America Style.

by Wicked Saxy October 8, 2012

Captain Cook

Australian slang for having a look at something, as did Captain Cook, a British sailor who founded Australia.

Lets have a captain cook over there

by james chadima January 12, 2004

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

The most amazing man that has ever graced this Earth. His popularity was renewed by the almighty fabulous amazing website called you're the man now dog. That sexy beast.

Captain - Jean - Luc - Picard - ofthe - USS - enterprise. (Repeat x infinity)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by wtf___xandrasON April 25, 2006

captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008

captain kirk

William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.

but Spock.........................................................................................why?

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005