Cancer

Kids doing Fortnite dances in public

*starts doing orange justice* ewwww fortnite cancer kids

by soundproof 73 October 10, 2018

Cancer

Furries, self-diagnosers, tryhards, flexers, ricegum, Fortnite, leafy, etc.

Little kid in hospital: aww yeah I just won the victory royale!

Doctor: Horrible Parent, I need to speak with you outside. Your son may have cancer

by ChickenDinnerMaster March 3, 2019

Cancer

Fortnite

You play fortnite you have cancer

*beats little jimmy*

by GucciNigger420 March 5, 2019

The Canterbury Quaker Shaker

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

lover cancer

It is when one is inflicted with too much affection and love from an aggressive hopeless romantic.

Sheila have been dating since she was 5, but only now, Bruce gave her lover cancer.

by lolabananabunny January 13, 2014

google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.

Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."

by Mercks December 12, 2013

Yellow Cancer

The end stage of yellow fever where a person is no longer capable of dating or appreciating any other race but Asians, to the point that it begins to negatively affect their lives.

He hasn't dated anyone besides Asians. His yellow fever has progressed to end-stage yellow cancer...

by kh9793 May 23, 2019