“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
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Some time years ago.....
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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by Whomping Bobulon October 8, 2005
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Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!
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