insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.

Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!

by tech4life February 26, 2017

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curse of the cat people

a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really

And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.

by APeter July 23, 2016

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Last item curse

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.

Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.

by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018

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Noobly Curse

Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.

Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.

Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.

by The X God Dosia May 5, 2018

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