Puffer Chips

Like gifts in a box of Cracker Jacks, Puffer Chips are the treat in a bag of potato chips. Gently remove and devour the Puffer Chips when you open a new bag! Biting on a Puffer Chip releases an exhilarating puff of air straight from the factory as you bite down on this delicacy.

In a bag of potato chips, Puffer Chips are the subset of chips that have bubbles where the layer split in two....making those special chips an airy salty treat.

by LadyLyles March 14, 2020

buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

doo doo chips

That means your game is wack/bad. Examples: One is no good in sports, dancing, rapping, singing etc.

I was watching my friend play basketball and his game was doo doo chips.

by jettyjett August 21, 2016

redneck tater chips

When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!

Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!

by Jimmyjamjamjon August 2, 2016

Half rice/half chips

Bisexual. Unable to choose. From the famous inability of the Welsh nation to select which dish should accompany their curry. 'I just can't choose one love. I'll have half rice/half chips with the lamb korma please.'

Did your boy marry that Megan?
No Dai he dumped her and is with a bloke called Gavin now.
He needs to make his mind up.
I told him Rhodri, you can't be half rice/half chips all your life.

by Harrymunx November 4, 2016

Fish and cheesy chips

An orgy with people who do not wash

Had a massive fish and cheesy chips last night!

by MyGcheesychipsandthat December 17, 2019

pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.

Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.

by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022