spicy crab

When a male lightly dusts their genitals in Old Bay seasoning prior to entering their partner.

Brad - “Do you have any old bay?”
Chad - “Sorry, I gave my GF the spicy crab last night and I’m fresh out”

by Md crab boy July 3, 2023

crab cave

Crab cave, a phrase to describe a crab infected vagina. That normally is black in colour and smells of fish.

Bob: Yo mark did you hear about Beckys clapped up crab cave?
Mark: Ye man that shit was crazy!

by The Cave Explorer April 18, 2019

Thwarted Crab

When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.

mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab

by Proffessor Muscle November 14, 2019

Hermit-Crabbing

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

by CornBlake September 18, 2017

burnt crab

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.

That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.

by Shina Kusashi March 27, 2011

Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".

Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!

by MajesticElements December 16, 2017

crab hole

Crab hole is an infected butthole

Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole

by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020