A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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by Guru Master July 2, 2006
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Slang for a young worker in the corporate world. Often found unnecessarily stressing over emails, sucking up to higher-ups, and staying late at work to meet deadlines. Corporatesons usually de-stress through drinking, clubbing, and occasionally doing lines.
"Oh shit. Did Kevin become a corporateson?"
"Yeah. Didn't you see those new RM Williams he was rocking?"
"Aye true. I swear that's his third pair."
"Yeah. Didn't you see those new RM Williams he was rocking?"
"Aye true. I swear that's his third pair."
by Corporateson February 22, 2019
Get the Corporateson mug.An amalgamation of Corporate and Bureaucracy. Meaning that even the most nimble startups eventually end up becoming corporacratic beasts. Where BS jobs are invented. Where there are more middle managers than individual contributors. Where buzzword bingo is the lingua franca.
1. Inventing ways to not pay people is the corporatocracy at work.
2. In a corporatocracy, having meetings for the sake of meetings is seen as 'work'
3. The BS created to get in the way of progress is how the corporatocracy justifies paying middle management.
2. In a corporatocracy, having meetings for the sake of meetings is seen as 'work'
3. The BS created to get in the way of progress is how the corporatocracy justifies paying middle management.
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“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”
The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019
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by lukehappy December 7, 2011
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is known most famously for his camera skills, accent and of course extremely lush hair.
expresses an obsessive interest in miley cyrus.
also known as levi.
is known most famously for his camera skills, accent and of course extremely lush hair.
expresses an obsessive interest in miley cyrus.
also known as levi.
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