by beast721 July 2, 2014
Get the chinese encoremug. When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020
Get the Chinese grenademug. When a man is doin a girl in the pooper and just before he cums he spits on his partners back then when she turns around bust all over her face.
by bumdriller August 22, 2009
Get the Chinese Rodeomug. A chronic condition, unbeknownst to many, whereby many women of Asian descent - particularly Chinese descent - have a 90° vaginal lip slant.
That is, the vaginal axis runs not from navel to taint, but rather from left to right.
That is, the vaginal axis runs not from navel to taint, but rather from left to right.
L. has a really bad Chinese Slant. Her puss looks like a second moustached-mouth below the belt; but hey hole's a hole.
by anoninNYC December 9, 2008
Get the Chinese Slantmug. Chinese Pizza comprises pizza dough + Chinese food + cheese and then baked as a traditional pizza.
Chinese Pizza generally does not have the Italian-style tomato sauce but instead has a brown Chinese sauce or a tangy/spicy Chinese sauce.
Some restaurants rely primarily on a hoison bbq sauce.
Chinese Pizza generally does not have the Italian-style tomato sauce but instead has a brown Chinese sauce or a tangy/spicy Chinese sauce.
Some restaurants rely primarily on a hoison bbq sauce.
Man, I'm dying for some General Tso's Pizza or some Kung Pao Pizza; it is delicious.
Mongolian Beef with onions also makes an excellent Chinese Pizza.
Mongolian Beef with onions also makes an excellent Chinese Pizza.
by 2Legit2quit August 30, 2013
Get the Chinese Pizzamug. 1~n a person who likes to jump from guy to guy in order to make herself more important.
2~n a person who likes to be in total control even tho they have no clue what they are doing.
2~n a person who likes to be in total control even tho they have no clue what they are doing.
1. Wow, did you get suckered in by a chinese cartel?
2. the person in charge is such a chinese cartel we should mutiny.
2. the person in charge is such a chinese cartel we should mutiny.
by an xi January 22, 2010
Get the chinese cartelmug. When playing ping pong, if the ball barely nicks the edge of the table it is called a chinese baby because it strongly resembles the sound of a chinese infant.
Player 1: Gee Willakirs! What a shot!
Player 2: That shot was a Chinese Baby because it barely nicked the edge of the table making it impossible to return.
Player 1: Haha because it sounded like a Chinese baby! jk lol. No but really..
Player 2: That shot was a Chinese Baby because it barely nicked the edge of the table making it impossible to return.
Player 1: Haha because it sounded like a Chinese baby! jk lol. No but really..
by Napolian Dynamite October 13, 2008
Get the Chinese Babymug.