Carson

Person with terrible self hygiene. Roommates constantly get disgusted with the smells and messes in their room, and often attempt to kick them out.

“I once hid their toothpaste for a month without them noticing, what a Carson”

by You keel him April 10, 2019

carson

the bestest person you could ever ask for in life. he has the best sense of humor and is usually always goofing around. he has a good music taste and always knows how to cheer you up, but in the weirdest ways possible.

if you ever like a carson, keep him (please). he is so amazing and kind. he's very honest and trustworthy. thanks for always listening to me faggot, i love you.

keep your carson and never let go.

carson is so fast. zoom

by sofieisfastzoom May 4, 2020

Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

Carson

Big pp man

i love carson
why
he has big p

by berbien June 8, 2022

Carson

Gayest boy you will ever seen.

Sam:Oh look that's Carson

Cj: yeah he looks pretty gay

by Kkoofy March 13, 2020

Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021

Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021