Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.

I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser

by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018

Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”

by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

carpet flash

When a girl flashes her pubes to another individual

When i was pulling down my pants, i accidentally carpet flashed my friend.

by daflashers April 1, 2015

carpet shower

an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub

guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?

guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted

guy 2 oh god

by minniladds December 3, 2019

Carpet Massage

When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.

Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?

A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away

If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging

by ldylumps October 19, 2012

carpet in the bathroom

A sketchy-looking place usually used to describe some sort of temporary living area like a hotel room; a dirty or cheap place

opposite of classy

The motel room was a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, man I stepped on like five cockroaches when I walked in

Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?

by carbonatedjones September 20, 2011