“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022
A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian
by plus-size albert May 23, 2021
Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.
Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?
by The Dudebro's March 11, 2011
Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.
by Jackturtleguy October 03, 2017
The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years
"I'm from California." - Californian
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
by plus-size albert December 23, 2020
by BadHabitBass February 25, 2017
A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
by Frank durtcock July 06, 2018