first wave feminism

n. Late 19th and early 20th century movement to gain political rights for women. Includes: voting rights and property rights. Synonymous with real feminism

A: I'm a feminist.
B: Maybe, but you've hijacked the term. I'm a real feminist, first wave feminism. I believe in equal rights for women, but unlike you, I don't blame society for my hardships. I work hard and it shows in my performance. I'm respected by my male peers and control my own life. You play the victim and blame others for being offended.
A: RAPE APOLOGIST!
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by cb4mpnw November 15, 2015

Quinn's First Law

Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.

If we take away guns from the people, there will be less crime.

by FunkyFender February 05, 2004

Han Shot First

References Star Wars (AKA Starwars IV: A New Hope)

1.) Stating the truth, instead of a spin-doctored story.

In the original version of the movie, in the Alien Smuggler's bar, Han Solo shoots the alien bounty hunter Greedo in cold blood with a blaster hidden under the table.

In the "Special Edition" some badly cut-together rehash has Greedo shooting at Han twice and missing from point blank range.

"I saw it all go down! This giant gang of his huge thugz was charging down to totally pwn him..."

"Oh come on man... Han Shot First."

by Eoraptor February 15, 2006

first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

by Matty194 November 30, 2009

Phone eats first

Proceeding to film food or a meal before a person begins eating.

When dinner arrived at the table, Alex proceeded to eat his meal. Ryan quickly reminded him, phone eats first.

by larylobster July 05, 2019

First Week Blues

N.- The state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. You don't know how to do anything yet, you don't know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing...

Joanie-
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."

Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."

by Fred McCowerker October 23, 2007

sofia thee first

sofia thee first is an amazing person, and if anyone doesn’t think so, then they are incredibly wrong. sofia thee first always knows how to cheer someone up, and she’s funny too. loves to draw, lil bit quirky, she makes incredible COOKIES. if you don’t have a Sofia thee first in your life you’re really missing out. Like really freaking missin out bro. Pretty sure the point is made. have a Sofia Thee first in your life. No…not the princess from the show “sofia the first,” . I swear to the lord, you dumbasses say the show Sofia the first…

Dear someone important, I’m writin’ a letter to you bro if you don’t have a goddamn sofia Thee first in your life…you’re literally screwed
God I wish I had a Sofia Thee First

by goatperson December 09, 2022