bandyret bonch

A typical rhyme as created by the one and only AEB, maestro of parrotrap productions. A typical 'bonch is a rhyme of anywhere from 2 to any number of lines, usually rhyming on alternate lines, but not always, and occasionally freeform non-rhyming verse. The content may be about anything, but usually contains obscure historical references, fragments of personal writings of others creepily stolen off of their webpages, perverse sexual references, and the obligatory autistic metaphors, similies, non-sequiturs, and allusions that make a bandyret bonch such a rich art form. An excellent example of one is as follows (this is in the form of a limerick):

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There once was a boner named speed,

Who straw an incredible screed,

he dank in the pop,

with a whizz and a lop,

and crew it all tooty and weed;

SUPERSEDE!
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Another form of bandyret bonch is the rap rhyme, usually quite rhythmic and also quite non-sensical to the average person. An example is as follows:

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poison, get your noise on,
away from this noisome
nuisance. Now, dance, dance,
pants yo' ants; zoo-e, crewy
too. Da bald man dance as
fast as France; did-n't
you wish you could, too?
(Toucan Sam, he's yer man!)
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(please note that this and all bandyret bonches are copyright 2005-6-whenever Parrotrap Productions, inc. and using one or more without permission from said organization (or at least giving proper credit as to author and publisher) gives them permission to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.)

person 1: "Only in L.A., a psychadelic day..."

person 2: "Ohohohohohoh Ohmygawd! You're starting my favorite bandyret bonch; I LOOOOOVE this one!"

by A card in the wind May 4, 2006

SHAFT BRANCO RF

a giant faggot that weighs 350 pounds

yo man, ur such a shaft branco rf

by SHAFT BRANCO RF October 22, 2008

bonch

1-nasty, smelly, harry, sweaty, stanky, crusty, crunchy puss.
2-A stupid or annoying person douche bag
3-Paul Poulos

1-I smelt that girls bonch a mile away!
2-You can't possibly be that big of a bonch, what's wrong with you Bonch!
3-If you knew him, you'd know what I'm talking about.

by thebigbonch October 8, 2006

Branch

To mix water in your alcohol or liquor to prevent you from getting a hangover.

Man#1 Hey, you wanna mix that vodka with a little bit of sprite?

Man#2 Naw, I'm drankin' this shit branch so I don't get a headache.

by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009

Bucking Bronco

You're doing a girl doggy style and you lean up and whisper in her ear, ""I have AIDS". She starts hopping around and you see how long you can stay on.

"When I was with Ashley, I gave her a Bucking Bronco after I told her my secret."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

bronco

Stand on a play park swing. While swinging jump off and kick the back at the same time to keep it swinging round the bar. Try to make it swing round till it wraps at the top

'lets go bronco the swings'

'bet you can't bronco it to the top'

'if we bronco the swings to the top no little fuckers will be able to get them back down'

'Simon and Nick kept broncoing the swings so the council took them away. Lets go beat them up'

by bennythescot August 20, 2009

Bucking Bronco

When you are giving a girl anal, you stay inside her and tell her you have AIDS, and see how long you can hold on to her.

Man, I did a bucking bronco on her ass and she was flipping out!

by PonCal January 26, 2008