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Brad

Brad usually isn't a good guy. When he is younger he might be okay, but once he hits the adult years it's not okay. Brad is a fat drug addict that lives with his parents. The last thing you want to do is have any type of relationship with him. He is untrustworthy and disrespectful. Brad will spill all of your deepest darkest secrets to everyone. He isn't a nice person, and constantly tried to prove he is better than you. A Brad will become a drug addict and or an alcoholic. He lives with his parents because he is to lazy to get a job. Brad will try to get a job, but if he ever even gets one he will get fired. It is usually because he came into work drunk or isn't coming to work at all.
"Did you see Brad this morning at church?"
"Yeah he was wasted. Since when does he even go to church."
"Since his mom said if he doesn't go she is kicking him out of the house."
"Oh right. Still can't the forty year old man still lives with his parents."
by Ya Girl Hates Brad May 19, 2019
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Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.
by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022
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BIG BAD BISEXUAL BRAD

His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis
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Bradded

Getting absolutely wasted beyond any normal reason, losing your phone and promptly going to revs until late Sunday afternoon.

Getting so blind before your set that you’re throwing up in the toilet 30 minutes before your set.
I’m definitely not going to get bradded this weekend.
I’m absolutely bradded right now
by Fire grilled skirt steak March 24, 2023
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Brad I’m sorry

I’m so sorry you don’t take it up the arse
by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018
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Bad News Brad

A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
After clogging the toilet for the third time that week, Bad News Brad waddled out, wiped his sweaty brow, and blamed it on his undiagnosed heart condition.
by Dwaggerbomb March 13, 2025
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brad

gee isn't brad a smart guy
by janonretard January 22, 2021
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