Shlong Bong

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Bong Loard

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.

"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."

by Wam Cest June 6, 2019

Pinky Bong

One of the internet's most infamous shitposters of all time.

Lives under a rock and only appears at night.

"Wow Dude, you went full pinky bong"

by Pinky Bong December 15, 2022

Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.

Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.

by Bongitis January 1, 2012

bong flu

the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group

"Yo are you coming out tonight?"

"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."

by Cheif Queef November 28, 2016

bong-saber

an over sized bong that dubels as a wepon

some guy broke in i hit him with my bong-saber

by jingthebanditking May 18, 2010

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021