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fonga bong

The act of repeatedly inserting one, two, three or four fingers to penetrate the vagina of a female.

Similar to finger banging, however usually done in a tropical or beach environment (Although some debate that it can be done anywhere even rat infested incest ridden trailer parks and piss flooded club toilets HOWEVER the minimum requirement for a Fonga Bongan is a warm summer-like day or the sound of bongo drums.
Jayden: Yo G, whats good, how was your holiday to Barbados?

Gervonte: Yes Jdot, it were lit, plenty of gyal, i fucked 2 different gyal every day, 4 on Friday and Saturday but Sunday I seen Rihanna pon road! u know she from Barbados yeh; so she were just driving by, stopped the car, asked me to get in and u know how i do, I smashed that ting for 26hours that day like a savage!

Jayden: Raaah, i swear you’re a bad man G, nobody does it like you. Rihanna..Yo hold up, ain’t that Tyrell over there. I swear he said hes going, Yo Tyrell!

Gervonte: Yo fuck Tyrell, the niccas been hating on me since day1, always watchin what i do. Don’t holla that nigga.

Jayden: Yo G don’t say that about your dad. That nigger 65 and still hustling to pay for them Jordans, Yes Uncle T, everything cool? Gervonte just been tellin me about the madness, all the gyal he been smashin, he locked the game off over there and dont get me started on Rihanna.

Tyrell: This lil nicca been talking shit again? the only game he had was holding hands with the 55year old hairy sweaty English lady.

Gervonte: Yeh after i held her hand i took her by the palm trees on the beach, drank coconut water played some Fonga Bongan!

Jayden: Damnnn nigger how you miss that out of your story, nobody gives a fuck about 4girls a day or Rihanna if you done a fonga bong. My nigga, you right your daddy is a hater, yo fuck you tyrell, u talk shit to Gervonte again, me n him gonna fuck your baby mother real good.
by Kaydotshot June 1, 2019
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bong palace

-(noun) a place where high class people smoke marijuana.
-(noun) an area designated in a house where an expensive bong resides that gathers people from all over to join in a smoking session
We have to turn this room into a bong palace so that everyone can come over and smoke our 3 foot ROOR.
I got so ripped at the bong palace I thought my life was being narrated by James Earl Jones.
by soulymane August 13, 2010
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Pinky Bong

One of the internet's most infamous shitposters of all time.

Lives under a rock and only appears at night.
"Wow Dude, you went full pinky bong"
by Pinky Bong December 15, 2022
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Bong Loard

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.
"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."
by Wam Cest June 6, 2019
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Bong-Berg

A collection of ice cubes in freezing cold bong water fused together to create the almighty Bong Iceberg, aka "Bong-Berg".
Tony: "Dude, check out the size of that fucking Bong-Berg!"
by Soft Machine April 13, 2008
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bong vivant

A classier stoner. Think bon vivant, but with more cannabis.
Look at that individual, they are smoking their homegrown kush in a three-piece suit. They are a bong vivant.
by arrano June 11, 2018
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Skun bong

If spongebob was a crack addict he'd be named skun bong
Panflicked: Yo skun bong whats up
Skun bong: *L A R G E S N O R T* aaaAAAAAAAAHHHHH
by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021
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