strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
by stateworkers July 08, 2015
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Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle
Tis time for the Quarterly Bender
by JenCn February 21, 2023
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AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.
Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”
by Salty Stalin October 25, 2019
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Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.
Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."
by February 01, 2022
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actor bender

The state in which an actor or female actor takes on radically different character roles in a variety of movies and/or television shows.
Michael Fassbender plays Magneto in the X-Men film franchise and a robot in Prometheus. This is what makes him a actor bender.
by Stellarspace March 11, 2016
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turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
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Fatphobic bender

When a fatty really does you wrong so for a brief time you hate all fat people
Damn Gabi is so gross that she had to rape someone to get laid…she litterally has sent me on a fatphobic bender
by Vfox June 04, 2024
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