Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

by TankR November 25, 2020

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə January 31, 2016

Bakers Bussy

Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.

He had an ungodly amount of drugs in his Bakers Bussy.

by BAKERS DADDY October 3, 2023

Lucky Baker

Eating out a chick and discovering she's having a yeast infection.

Going down on a chick and finding this white pasty yeasty stuff down there and it's now on your tongue, known as the lucky baker

by viperpiper December 2, 2011

baker's heck

One dozen hecks, plus an additional heck, equaling a grand total of 13 hecks.

Guy 1: " It's a heck of a lot easier said than done."

Guy 2: "Yeah, maybe even a baker's heck."

by Hal the zombean. November 29, 2018

Harvey Baker

Mango is him. He is the only Mango man

This is a Harvey Baker

by harveybaker June 15, 2022