bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

by HardGay! October 29, 2009

bathroom savages

my band

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

barroomhero

hot piece of ass, naked perfection, best double fister i know, sexy cab driver

i think i would feed both of my legs to an iguana for one night with that barroomhero

by amber April 12, 2005

bahjooter

1. Beast + Jonah + Cooter = Bahjooter.
2. hella rad
3. woman's genitals

Katie is freaking bahjooter!
Jessica has a gross bahjooter!

by gtnfbfbgrh October 11, 2007

bahooish

A euphemism for something that is obscene or indecent in a sexual manner.

Hey, Mike, why are you watching that bahooish TV show again? Watch something educational for a change.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Bathroomate

A verb describing the act of using the bathroom. It is both vague and exactly enough information other people need to know. This is different from a Bathroom-mate, who might be encountered via a Glory Hole.

Know what I need to do? Bathroomate. I'll be out in a sec.

by Ace Danger March 17, 2009

bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

by chad is hot January 7, 2009