Making Bagel Bites

The art involving making bagel bites..
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance

Oooo i jus' love making bagel bites

by Dikembe Mutumbo March 23, 2004

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

Burgaling the Brown Bagel

To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.

I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

bagel eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

by Jarwell September 17, 2016

uncle bagel crisp

the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor

Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Raw Bagel Hours

The Time at three in the morning where you don’t want to wake your parents by toasting a bagel or just don’t know how to work a toaster. So therefore you eat a raw bagel

Yo it’s raw bagel hours boys

by Sad.lonely.bagel June 30, 2019