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Russian Spy Balloon

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.
Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night
by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023
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Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.
Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!
by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017
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Balloon’s Head Disease

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.
by Sonar System September 15, 2023
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untie the balloon knot

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.
by Coidesal November 1, 2018
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Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon
by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023
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Winnipeg Water Balloon

A plastic bag full of river water thrown at some poor Fucker
Awww man cody just soaked me with a Winnipeg water balloon
by Capsarior April 25, 2019
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Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.
by cantbetheking January 5, 2014
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