1 August

On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.

There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.

“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”

“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”

translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”

“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”

by alienworld August 1, 2021

9 August

Post your girlfriend day!

-What day is it?
-Oh, it’s 9 August, you should post your girl!

by Heyday29482 August 8, 2021

August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

by True facts 2020 July 27, 2021

4th august birthday

if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else

4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'

best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'

bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'

by bigmusclessotall September 18, 2021

Autistic mode

Originated from the science-fiction anime and manga Ghost In The Shell, wherein brain-computer interfaces are used by the everyman to communicate, get information and the like, much like we use smartphones today. They're also in use by military and law enforcement. They need to ensure that they cannot be detected from EM emissions, or hacked (having their senses manipulated, or bodies remote-controlled), both of which would be devastating to an operation. To avoid this, they turn off all external communications, entering autistic mode.

"On my mark, we sync clocks and go autistic."
"Despite being in autistic mode, the soldiers lost their brain-optical nerve connection during operation. The only reasonable explanation we can draw is a virus."

by 2000angryskeletons September 13, 2015

August 16th

If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth

Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

August 17th

They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day

“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”

by Shamman October 16, 2019