Australian bushfire

When you douse your partner's pubes with gasoline then light it up, giving them a bushfire at their down under.

Dave felt adventurous last night, so I tried the Australian bushfire on him! Pity he is in the hospital now.

by potatoe_in_my_ass March 1, 2021

australian pu

When a man or two take out there dicks or dick and tie it together to make puppets for there audience

Hey bro do you want to see me Australian puppeteer tonight?

Yeah sure I will bring butter

by connerb529 July 22, 2016

Australian Spitroast

The sexual position of two males facing each other with a female in between, one male fucking her from behind the other getting a blowjob but the female is upsidedown, arms and legs facing up, like she is in Australia.

She loves being spitroasted but really likes being manhandled and held off the ground, upsidedown, while being spitroasted, Australian style; Australian Spitroast!

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021

Australian Waterfall

An Australian waterfall is the act of marinating a juicy t bone steak in a lady's period blood and proceeding to barbecue it.

Allan and Wendy made some Australian Waterfall Steaks last night.

by Pooh bear's constipated rectum January 19, 2014

Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.

Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"

by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023

Australian Curb Stomp

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.

Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.

by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018

Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.

Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.

by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024