attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".

Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.

by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014

Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.

The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.

by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011

cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.

Kim was cak attacked.

by The Finch February 27, 2004

Hard-Attack

A public involuntary boner.

Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.

by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011

gecko attack

when a gecko attack's

the great gecko attack

by le fish au lava May 21, 2022

Digidang Attack

When a gay person hits on a straight person.

I had a Digidang Attack yesterday.

by anonymous February 14, 2023

Work Attack

work attack is when you're all relaxed and all of a sudden you start stressing out cus you think you have to work the next day and then you remember you have the day off

omg i just had a work attack, thank god i dont have to work tomorrow

by watopolous June 19, 2009