asian neck

An injury sustained to the neck when you have to turn your head quickly to get a better look at a hot asian chick.

Also a way to point out that you have noticed a hot asian chick to your friends on the down low.

Oh man I got asian neck bad, did you see her ass?
Where? Oh shit my neck hurts man.

Asian neck 10 o'clock, see it?
Oh damn that hurts.

by MicahG5 March 8, 2004

Asian-Washed

A non-Asian guy or girl who hangsout with Asians all the times and acts Asian.
Asian-washed as suppose to white-washed.

A white/black/Latino/MiddleEastern guy who all his friends are Asian and drives a supped Honda civic and is into break dancing and techno music. They usually have Asian gf and some have spend a month or two in Asia. these guys are really into video games and might be into marshal arts too but they are usually not very good in either one.

Yo Tommy is hella Asian-Washed now. all he does is racing his Honda and hanging out with his new gf Kim.

by Barzizi October 18, 2008

asian bacon

Noun:
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways

Your friend John is such asian bacon! Invite him to your party!

by Tamara and Cathryn September 3, 2008

Cock Asian

A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.

Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.

by Mark1816 December 14, 2008

Asian

A race far from human. They usually have a face with wide eyes, and tanned skin. They enjoy Anime, the holy style of animation. Asians love rice, and I mean they LOVE rice. They sometimes eat their 20 pounds of rice per meal with a side of either dog or cat. So watch out for your pet's sake.

"What's he eating over there? That looks like dog, he must be asian."
"What wide eyes... he's asian for sure."

by EpicGamerUrbanDictionary April 15, 2019

pocket asian

An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.

Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh

by BishiBower September 10, 2009

asian fright

The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen

Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts

by jobey7896 July 27, 2010