Apple Orgy

when a bunch of Apple fags with iPhones, iPods, Macbooks, etc. get together and creme all over each-other about how awesome, trendy and well made their Apple products are.

"I just got the new Apple Tablet. It's like an iPhone only bigger! and with a bunch more megapixels and shit. I really have no idea what any of that is but I know that I just want to slobber on Steve Jobs' dick and Apple Orgy all night!"

by Grogan5149 January 27, 2010

sliced apple

When your getting a blow job and she say's "dont cum in my mouth" right before you cum you give her a chop to the adams apple area in the throat as you continue to cum in her mouth!!!!!!

I gave that bitch a double sliced apple for dessert last night.

by mjizzzz May 18, 2007

apple dunking

The act of placing one's testicles upon the face of another. Synonymous with "teabagging."

The space marine humiliated his in-game opponent via celebratory apple dunking.

by aghunter September 11, 2012

Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

by road apples September 2, 2009

Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.

So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!

by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

the green apple trots

A case of horrendous diarrhea which comes on unexpectedly and makes you run to the bathroom as if your like depends on it,originally named from eating green unripe apples which can cause it. But it is not limited to that in definition.

Awe man I really shouldn't have eaten all that garlic butter sauce with my pizza I got the green apple trots like crazy! I had just barely finished eating before my stomach starting rumbling an I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could......

Friend 1-I must be sick I've had the green apple trots for days... friend 2-Damn man that's rough...

He was stupid enough to eat chocolate laxatives so he definitely deserved the green apple trots..

by Cody222 September 29, 2013