Angry Spider

A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier rectum, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.

I got stood up last night, so to get off, I just gave myself an angry spider.

by Test Subject and inventor July 25, 2008

angry churro

When you cum on a mexican and then roll them in sand.

I got so mad at that mexican bitch that i turmed her into an angry churro.

by zach crouch and jackson carr May 9, 2008

angry white man

1. Any white man who is angry due to racial inequality based upon his being white.
2. Any white male who, upon discovery, is upset about anything having to do with other races begging for money or credibility based upon their race alone, or offenses committed against their race generations ago.

Blacks expecting money for slavery so that they may purchase ever-bigger rims for their stolen Cadillac make me an angry white man
Hispanics expecting welfare and SSI because they are here illegally and cannot feed their families make me an angry white man

by Superjay December 13, 2008

angry bull

When you are doing doggy style during sex, you reach over and grab hold of the womens shoulders. After you tell her you have Aids or STD's and you ride her untill she can get you off, looking like an angry bull.

When Billy told his girlfriend Shelby he had Aids during doggy style she tried to fight him off looking like a angry bull.

by Phillip Rosen B April 14, 2008

angry mushroom

Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.

GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left

by el-dday January 15, 2007

Angry Jesus

Occures when a female ties a naked male to the bed in the shape of the cross, and walks out.

I'm so mad that, that bitch put me in an Angry Jesus last night!

by T1T4Nium 5p0rK March 17, 2007

angry red moustache

When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.

I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.

by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010