Filipino American

A term used to describe an American citizen who is either from the Philippines, someone who's ancestors are from the Philippines. Some are dual citizens, others are either permanent resident or citizens only of the United States. A true Filipino American has learned to love both the Philippines and the U.S., embracing their heritage but taking pride in being an American. Other stupid pricks that decide to bash on one country or another any chance they get are not considered Filipino Americans, they are called assholes. Others discriminate against Filipino Americans because of the stereotypes that surround them, but they can go fuck themselves.

Asshole: Man I hate the Philippines and America.

Filipino American: You are a piece of shit and no one will ever love you, ever.

Asshole: (Heart attack) OWWW!!!! (Death)

by pacmanawesomepants December 23, 2009

american university

Medium-sized urban private university in Washington, DC that is made up of SJWs, smelly hipsters, hot sorority girls, stoners, great minds, annoying political wonks, and frat stars that punch cops and get charged $250,000 for 110 counts of underage drinking.

"Wow! American University is such a lame school!"
"You're wrong. AU is the hot, fun, and wild one of the DC Three."

by anaisradical July 31, 2016

The Full American

When a guy fucks a girl on top of an American flag while holding a shotgun and drinking a beer, then finishes on her face while making the majestic screeching noises of a bald eagle.

"How was it man?"
"Dude, I gave her 'The Full American'"
"DAAAAAAAMN"

by totally not steve August 11, 2014

American Cotton Pickers

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.

Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

Irish-American

Much like African-American or Asian-American, Irish-Americans are Americans who are of Irish heritage.

Why doesn't Uncle Sam kiss Irish-Americans' asses like he does African-Americans? I mean, c'mon, Irish-Americans are so much sexier!

by Micheal f'ing Collins, biotches! April 25, 2005

My American Heart

one of the sexiest bands to ever walk on the face of the earth.

"They stole My American Heart right out of my chest!"

by Diana Smith June 22, 2008

American Dream

Any impossible get-rich-quick or love at first sight type gimmick that was used to exploit legions of immigrants and blind, hopeful dreamers once upon a time.

This dream is especially important in an individualistic, greedy society in which wealth equals true human value. To many, the American dream is to become rich or famous. To some, it is to be extremely happy.

Both will lead to ruin and leave the dreamers disillusioned.

F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby and Theodore Dreiser's An American Tragedy both discuss the downfalls of the American Dream.

by anonymous December 13, 2004