i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him

Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman

by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021

2:37 AM

It is 2:37am my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

BFB: It is 2:37 AM my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

by Sister in law flo March 21, 2023

12:01 AM

A time that occurs one minute after 12:00 AM. Represented as 00:01 on a twelve-hour clock.

I went to sleep at 12:01 AM.

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019

Am I dumb

Yes yes you are but so am I.

You: am I dumb

Me: yes but so am I

by Traceback June 15, 2022

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

i am bless

The phrase "I am bless" is an example of internet slang or a meme that has emerged from online communities. It is a playful alteration of the phrase "I am blessed" and is often used humorously or ironically to express gratitude or contentment. The intentional misspelling and grammatical error in the phrase add to its charm and make it more memorable.

Internet culture frequently involves the creation and adoption of new phrases, words, and memes, often characterized by their informality and humor. These phrases can spread rapidly through social media platforms, online forums, and other digital channels. While some internet slang and memes have short lifespans and quickly fade away, others may persist and become part of mainstream culture.

1. "Despite the challenges, I am bless to have such wonderful friends and family by my side."
2. "Finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a published author. I am bless beyond words!"
3. "Just received news that I got accepted into my dream university. I am bless with this incredible opportunity."
4. "Today marks our 10th wedding anniversary. I am bless to have a partner who loves and supports me unconditionally."
5. "Even on the toughest days, I remind myself of the things that bring me joy. I am bless with a positive outlook on life."

These examples showcase how the phrase "I am bless" can be used to express gratitude, contentment, and acknowledgment of fortunate circumstances in various contexts.

by Shakezilla08 July 28, 2023