Chinese Alarm Clock

To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"

He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.

by VakDarb February 22, 2011

Petrisha Alvarez

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- Preferably a brunette with layered blonde streaked hair
- Hailing from Cali and Molokai
-Funny,honest,responsible,respectful,reliable,loving,caring, pretty,determined,etc.
-always there when you need her
-always making a fashion statement
-loves soccer
-loves to run
-favorite quote "LOVING TO RUN COMES FROM HATING TO LOSE" -Lindsay Tarpley
-wants to surf so bad
-Hottest chicka around
-Class of 2012
-Always ready to have fun
-Going to become a model someday
-Will be in the fashion Industry
-"jake" !!!!!!?????
-Will conqure the x-country states her senior year
-A good role model
-And so many other things that would take forever to write.
..........love you trisha................

Shes a Petrisha Alvarez alright the one and only

by ℒivε ƒøя ღ ℒøvε March 6, 2010

Alara

Alara, well she’s a BaduC who never stops saying “oh mi gurd” she also barks like a pitbull🫦🫢🤪 She also throws basketballs at her friend’s booty at basketball practice.

Kourtney:Omg is that a BaduC?
Kim: No that’s Alara
Kourtney: same thing

by Yallknowwhothisis June 9, 2022

Stall Alarm

The obvious and intentional noise you make in a public bathroom stall to alert others when the enter the bathroom, that the stall is being occupied. Includes the ruffling of the newspaper, the pretend cough, and clearing ones throat.

Some guy was talking on his cell phone while in the bathroom, so I gave him the stall alarm to know that I could hear everything he was saying.

by Devan Kadwish April 28, 2010

Canelo Alvaroid

New preferred nickname for the boxer Saul ’Canelo’ Alvarez, following his two failed doping tests for the banned substance Clenbuterol.

The situation itself has caused quite a problem amongst the sport’s rampantly corrupt elite, since any lifetime ban for such a huge pay-per-view attraction would significantly harm their own financial interests.

Instead, a 6 month suspension (the time he would take between fights anyway) with no further screening has been imposed, thus insuring that his lucrative career may continue uninterrupted and that all future bouts may proceed as planned.

'Did you hear that Canelo Alvarez had failed a drugs test from eating contaminated meat?'

'Don’t you mean Canelo Alvaroid ? That guy was clearly cheating'

by Slimemon May 28, 2018

ring the alarm

A phrase denoting the entry of a homosexual into the room where you are situated.

Whenever Monte enters pathology class, I turn to Mariano and say "ring the alarm"

by Serge N. April 12, 2005

Alaric

A beautiful, angelic girl. If you date an Alaric you're lucky to have her so cherish her forever because if you treat her right she'll never leave you.

Alaric looks so pretty today.

by belladonnas August 17, 2020