jaysa allen

i’m sorry.

jaysa allen i am deeply sorry for everything. i want us to get better

by J.or.nobody April 22, 2023

joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body

That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying

by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019

Allen Ma

The second oldest member of a kpop group CRAVITY. He can sing, rap, dance, choreograph and produce songs. Often referred as Leoni/Leni (hyung). The thief of LUVITY's hearts, the cutest ever human being.

Person 1: Look! It's cravity, a group I told you about.
Person 2: Yeah, I remember. Wait, who is this cute guy?
Person 1: Oh, it's Allen Ma. Do you like him?
Person 2: I think I might stan this group...

by Puma with daisies July 5, 2022

Black George Allen

the first black private citizen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) that was followed by a staffer for George Allen (a Washington Redskins Owner, Virginia Governor, UVA Student-Athlete, and US Senator) on LinkedIn.

The Black George Allen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) was the most historical person in the world according to intel agencies.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many

Omg, that Allen was so rude!

by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022