Hes a G, he always smells kinda funky but he's skilled all around. Usually a good wrestler. Pulls so many girls he doesn't even realize it
by Kendallish December 10, 2021
The alter ego of Mommy Ahizer.
by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan April 6, 2022
The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.
"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
by RisingPheonix July 6, 2023
by Suck me March 22, 2018
To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 17, 2019