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Alyssa (a-lees-a)

A girl who is tall and skinny who is supposedly really pretty and can be bitchy at times, but will never ever let you down. She is the most loyal friend you could ever have-but don't you dare get on her bad side. She may be scrawny, but she can break you in two if you press her too much.
She is gorgeous with black hair and green eyes-she's usually seen wearing a hoodie (skeleton on front ;D) and flared jeans. She's a Vans person.

Name based off of the uncommon name Alyss
"Alyssia!"
"no. Alyssa (a-lees-a)"

"That girl--she's... soo.. she's such an Alyssa"
"I know, right?
by WHY NOT ARRGHGHHH~~~ yep, me October 10, 2011
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Alyssa

A small chested girl who dating so many people even big or small (Lol) and is dating someone online

"What a weirdo squido"
"At least ur not alyssa,small or flat"
by DynoMain November 13, 2018
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alyssa serra

Fatty ass bitch is obsessed with the Dolan Twins and can’t get enough of them. She is a slut who is full of herself. She’s always texting at least 5 guys. Gets caught cheating. She is rly a yee-haw girl trying to act like she from the city. She’s always running her mouth around town. But that bitch can sit down and shut her fatty bitch ass flatness no ass up!
alyssa serra thinks she’s all that, but that bitch ass fatty can sit tf down!
by Dr. Armstrong February 24, 2019
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alyssa-mae

she can be a total pickie and a total binchicken yet very very great also a complete terdburger yet you meet her and you love her
terdburgers are total alyssa-maes
by Sugarandspice333 April 5, 2019
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Alyssa

A person who will go behind your back and date your bestfriend since kindergarten
John: did you hear what Alyssa did you James?
James: Yeah she a hoe
by Krusty_Krab_Pizza October 29, 2019
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Alyssa

they are usually clowns...with big ole head...like really big...like the size of the earth....but times 2.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.
"OMG....that looks like a clown..."
"YUP thats DEFINITELY AN ALYSSA"
by STOPCAPPIN November 4, 2019
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Alyssa

She is the best she is so pretty and sweet and is so honest with her mind and she is my everything/boo/ride or die/ wifey/my love/my main I love her 😍 if u see this love u boo
Alyssa is my love
by Hi🔁😂🤣 November 10, 2019
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