Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
Get the extortion abortionmug. The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.
Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
Person 2: I don't know, man.
Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
Get the Abortion Jockeymug. When you get an abortion for reasons not related to medical necessity, rape, or incest. An abortion that takes place simply due to the failure of an impregnated woman to successfully use contraceptives with consensual partners she's not willing bear children for, or abstain from sex altogether.
A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
When most people say they support abortion, they mean only when it's medically necessary and protects victims of rape or incest. Cosmetic abortions however walks a moral tightrope considering all of the measures one can take to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, and aborting the fetus is seen as rejecting the moral responsibility and duty of raising your human child.
"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
by nexlyfe May 4, 2022
Get the Cosmetic Abortionmug. Stfu you fucking unloved manslut abortion. I am going to go down to the fucking zoo to hire a monkey to fuck you in the ass and fucking track your dumb ass down and annihilate you and your fucking moron family you fucking furry retard. Who abused you as a child?
by RETARD ALERT! January 23, 2024
Get the Manslut Abortionmug. LOOK how many of you ABORTION HATERS and ABORTION REJECTERS screw your GIRLY in the S0D0MY as you see congratulations you just had a NATURAL ABORTION as us FAGS are your residential experts and not only that it's PRIDE WEAK for all you NATURAL ABORTION FUCKERS.
by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE June 29, 2022
Get the NATURAL ABORTIONmug. A graphic photo of an aborted fetus. Usually displayed without warning by anti-abortion activists who are seeking to shock audiences into opposing abortion. But such photos may also just be used for generalized shock value, like the traditional Goatse.
Randall Terry says he is running for president in 2024 because he wants to run abortion goatse ads on national television.
Randall Terry thinks seeing abortion goatses on TV will convince Americans to oppose abortion like he does, but more likely, it will just convince Americans that he is a crazy person.
Randall Terry thinks seeing abortion goatses on TV will convince Americans to oppose abortion like he does, but more likely, it will just convince Americans that he is a crazy person.
by Unstable Sub-Genius April 29, 2024
Get the Abortion goatsemug. 