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completely assed

litteral meaning - someone who assed is
crazy meaning - includes the dlc
haha look at this its completely assed asså
by samthemanking April 5, 2017
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Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape
Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"
by Misty Anus May 10, 2017
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saltwater assassin

The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents
by Testicular torture December 16, 2017
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Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.
"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"
by Binarysmart December 24, 2018
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half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.
"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019
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Los Asesinos Negros

A group-chat of people who have dark humor and treat each other like shit, but are all still friends.
“Los Asesinos Negros is super active today!”
by LosAsesinosNegros December 5, 2020
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Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021
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