alyssa bear

Your badass cousin that is cute but can fuck shit up at the same time

- johnnie h
Talk shit to alyssa bear get hit
by Johnnie h June 11, 2014
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alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars
alyssa sloan ate all our food
by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018
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Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.
Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her
by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019
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Natalia+alyssa

Both two stunning gurls who sit at one desk together and are stupid
Natalia+alyssa like cheeseballs!
by Natalia+alyssa March 01, 2022
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luke and alyssa

An affectionate couple who hold hands every chance they get. They’re best friends and lovers and enjoy talking about Doctor Who and The Office. They’re always together and love eachother a lot.
by marshmellowsweaterfest November 17, 2017
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daddy alyssa

The most dominant form of an Alyssa. She is hot and such a tease. She knows who has a crush on her but she teases the heck out of them. She probably great in bed. She makes all the girls call her daddy. She knows her ways and she's so skilled at more than just her sport.
by Daddy.x.Babe November 05, 2017
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alyssa 2.0

Extremely beautiful with a perfect smile.
You’re hot when you drink coffee; you’re such an Alyssa 2.0
by That dude. December 26, 2017
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