alabama projects

Nickname for the former Alexander Hamilton housing projects, in Paterson, New Jersey. Was home to many notorious drug dealers and gangsters. Was a frequent setting on the TV show "Cops."

Person 1: Ayoo we need some weed.
Person 2: Lets go!
Person 1: Where we gonna get it?
Person 2: The alabama projects, of course

by StraightOuttaPaterson November 13, 2011

Alabama

An extremely misunderstood state that's probably less racist now than a lot of states in the north. We aren't hicks, and we don't have unpaved roads everywhere. We don't have affairs with our family members and we aren't a state full of red necks. Or at least not in most places I've been too

person A: I'm moving
Person B: To where?
Person A: Alabama
Person B: I'm so sorry!!! When you go, look out for red necks with guns!
Person A: Have you ever even BEEN there??
Person B: No...

by MsSashuhSay August 22, 2010

Alabama Sizzler

The act of receiving head while frying bacon.

I only agreed to cook my girlfriend breakfast if she gave me an Alabama Sizzler. Even a lewinsky is better with bacon!

by Best Man October 27, 2011

Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

by dolphinication May 8, 2014

The University of Alabama

The University of Alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey Golden Dome and Michigan, where you at? Now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by U.S. News and World Report, hey Cow Town and Rocky Top, where you at? Get on our level.

How do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? Oh yeah, you can't. Roll Tide

by P March 21, 2005

Alabama Attitude Adjustment

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.

After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Alabama

Alabama a nice state in the southeastern United States. It is not full of rednecks like some of these people say. And it also has one the greatest football programs ever. No not Auburn.

Sweet home Alabama...Roll Tide Roll!!!

by Chandler August 10, 2004