An anorexic nonce, Loves to befriend teenagers. Has knee's bigger than his head. Stinks of unwashed scrotum and stale weed.
Girl 1: I'm talking to a guy
Girl 2: Oh? What's his name?
Girl 1: Stephen
Girl 2: Oh god no, that Stephen is a big nonce
Girl 1: Gee! Thanks for the heads up!
Girl 2: Oh? What's his name?
Girl 1: Stephen
Girl 2: Oh god no, that Stephen is a big nonce
Girl 1: Gee! Thanks for the heads up!
by TheAbnormalBoi April 26, 2020
Get the Stephenmug. He is a bald headed selfish man. Stephen will stomp on your heart and does not care how much he is loved he will have absolutely no shame in leaving you like you were nothing at all.
Wow Stephen is a complete asshole
by Nunyabiznas April 6, 2023
Get the Stephenmug. your typical horndog that likes corn dogs. he thinks he is sexy af. roommates with the holy ghosts evil brother. makes stupid rap songs at 2:12 in the morning.
by suaofjwkoqoqkdndksoqow May 29, 2020
Get the stephenmug. We were sitting in a group when we all heard a loud burp which actually turned out to be a shart, that came from the stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!!
GO WIPE YOUR ASS STEPHEN!!!! LMAO
GO WIPE YOUR ASS STEPHEN!!!! LMAO
by JessandFrost September 15, 2020
Get the Stephenmug. Stephen is a sexy, bald, international stud. He may have given up hookers and blow, but he'll still do things to you that would make the devil blush. He's a DILF you'd love to get naked with. He's also bougie af.
Stephen is a sexy mofo who rocks my world.
by Freckles MaGee February 22, 2021
Get the Stephenmug. Your average techy iron ingot warframe enjoyer that still is struggling to understand why it’s not gay.
__**HOW.mp4**__
*Act 1 Scene 1*
Ryan - Stephen, I love you, I'm sorry
Stephen - Ac-th-the thats gay.
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈
Dean - Well so- what- wait wait, how is that gay though?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❔
*(Silence, 2 seconds)*
Stephen - You've got a point
*(Ryan bursts into hysterical laughter)* 🤣😂
Ryan - Stephen, how is it gay?
*(Boom)* ❔🏳️ 🌈
Dean - How is it gay, Stephen?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❓
Ryan - Nah man. Don't have it Stephen.
*(Boom)* 🚫
*(Ryan continues to laugh)*
Stephen - Anyway, can you just- can you just-
***FIN***
*Act 1 Scene 1*
Ryan - Stephen, I love you, I'm sorry
Stephen - Ac-th-the thats gay.
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈
Dean - Well so- what- wait wait, how is that gay though?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❔
*(Silence, 2 seconds)*
Stephen - You've got a point
*(Ryan bursts into hysterical laughter)* 🤣😂
Ryan - Stephen, how is it gay?
*(Boom)* ❔🏳️ 🌈
Dean - How is it gay, Stephen?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❓
Ryan - Nah man. Don't have it Stephen.
*(Boom)* 🚫
*(Ryan continues to laugh)*
Stephen - Anyway, can you just- can you just-
***FIN***
by moony06 May 8, 2022
Get the Stephenmug.