A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
by anonymous October 16, 2020
Get the Austin Johnsonmug. This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.
Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”
by HarshCappin May 21, 2019
Get the johnson holdersmug. Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023
Get the Perry Johnsonmug. by Yol May 4, 2020
Get the Donald Johnsonmug. when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.
by woooooooowww January 27, 2019
Get the dick johnsonmug. by Mr. Otis May 27, 2004
Get the blow johnsonmug. Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.
by Mike November 27, 2003
Get the Pepper Johnsonmug.