Dirty Stu

When you’ve been so sick that you shit the bed but still want to have sex.

I’m a Dirty Stu.

by Handyhamsammy February 28, 2019

Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex

I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers

by Chris993 January 14, 2022

dirty precious

When i beautiful Woman named Precious seduces you snatches your soul fucks you within an inch of your life leaves you breathless wanting more tells you to go then she goes and gets more Women

David to Jason "can't believe it the Woman of my dreams seduced me like no other then told me to go", Jason why did she tell you to go" David "cos she got some bitches on the way she gonna fuck some chicks"Jason "Damn it David you just got hit with a dirty Precious"

by Dirty Precious August 31, 2019

Dirty Bueno

The act of contracting one or more STD(s) to purposefully infect a woman of great personal distaste.

James: "I hated her, so I thought the best way to humiliate her was to give her a Dirty Bueno"

by Travis Bueno December 07, 2007

Dirty ilias

When a guy likes to suck toes from shrek while they're in the mountains playing with snow

Hey what did u do at the weekend?
I pulled an dirty ilias.

by Daddyshrek123 August 31, 2021

Dirty delaina

Fucking hot bitch that can get down in bed while looking seemingly innocent to the world.

Every man wants a Dirty Delaina for a wife! She's not a side chick type.

by Dunnnnnnnnnnn December 10, 2018

Dirty Demnah

The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.

Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!

by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023